Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Hellpatch week #2

he's starting to grow on us. why, yes, he is a hyena.

don't do it giles - she's underage!

welcome to the hellpatch

to prove we started it off right: week 1

hellmouth?

popsicle and popcorn carnage.

this is exactly what it looks like.

The Pack

9:24: It was like the heimlich with stripes.
9:26: Crushed velvet coat with belt.
9:28: Animatronic hyena's eyes light up green and so do the kids'.
9:27: Buffy eating a croissant-wich while wearing Angel's jacket.
9:34: Willow is rockin' the high ponytail with the hair wrapped around the band.
9:35: That's some pig!
9:38: "God this game is brutal. I LOVE IT."
9:40: Oh....those kind of dogs.
9:44: She used Scully as a verb!
9:52: Wild hot dogs.
9:58: Next week, we re-enact the previous week's episode. Madeline will play a hyena. Sniff, sniff.
10:01: Three jumps from Madeline!
10:07: What's with the skirt, shirt and beanie?
10:07: Xander is going vegetarian.
10:07: Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

8:27 - Something about her nose lips reminds me of Andrea Zuckerman.
8:29 - He reminds me of Smashing Pumpkins guy!
8:33- I think Emily Dickinson means my gaydar is going off.
8:35 - It concerns me how short the skirt is.
8:37 - How do you bend over if you drop something?
8:38 - She looks like she's in a Tigger costume. The top part is a little high because she has a high pony-tail under there.
8:42 - Crushed velvet tie-dye tank top? And her bra is showing? And it's a half shirt! Practically a sports bra.
8:45 - Mystical Prison: Mystical Convergence's first single
8:49 - This date with Owen is Buffy's maiden voyage.
8:50 - Totally beepered!
8:51 - Get me a goth looking chick who has a band; preferably wearing animal print
8:52 - That definitely looks like a musty librarian's car.
8:54 - Good thing that funeral home is open so late: 'Flower room,' 'holy water room,' 'cross room'
8:56 - "Pick up the phone, dial 911, that boy is gonna need some oxygen when I'm done with him."
8:59 - His head goes straight down into his neck, like it's a smooth line... like his head is like a column?
9:00 - "You brought a date?" "I didn't bring him, he came."
9:01 - I wish I had that much hand strength.
9:03 - Oh, it's the observation room so it's probably got the annointed's body in there.
9:04 - Did he just headbutt the window?
9:05 - "He is risen in me, he fills my head sorrow! Pork and beans. PORK AND BEANS!"
9:07 - "Did you see that? He tried to bite me! What a sissy!"
9:14 - He always comes up from behind!
9:16 - "We feel our way as we go along." I'm just going to have to feel you along the way.

Teacher's Pet

7:51 - We'll never know if it was a crushed velvet skirt
7:52 - is Giles a Ben Linus type?
7:52 - why are all jerky guys named Blaine?
7:55 - just learned about the Queen Bean
7:57 - "mystical convergence" should be a band name
8:01 - just saw a "Mask" reference -- like Jim Carrey
8:05 - weird accent by the bug-substitute teacher all of a sudden
8:06 - reminder: say "factoid"
8:08 - we're pre-cell phone, right?
8:11 - is Ms. French supposed to be French?
8:12 - Xander-Buffy-Willow love triangle!
8:15 - is Ms. French half human-half mantis?
8:15 - she's a she mantis!
8:16 - I love when innocent virgins are brought into the equation
8:19 - giant bugs use eenie meanie miney moe
8:19 - is it a person in a giant bug costume, computer animated or a real bug?
8:21 - vampire died by picket fence
8:26 - mantis is dead
8:26 - the biology teacher was a virgin?!